Camp Songs

"Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts; marinated monkey's feet; chopped-up baby parakeet; miles and miles of mooshy, mashy moose manure...and I forgot my spoon."

Ah, memories. Odd, what sticks and what doesn't. Like the first time I went to summer camp and discovered I was allergic to watermelon. There's this great shot of me in a bikini with a neck that looks like a goiter. I had blond hair then. Wow.