Mindless Drivel I'm Thinking About...

...when I should be thinking about my 100-page detailed book outline, due today (it's going to be a long day).

The 5-second rule does not apply in households with dogs. You've got maybe .5 seconds before the four-leggeds are hoovering away.

I wish I'd been savvy enough to know about being an egg donor while I was still young enough to be one. All that money! And here my decaying buggers sit, going to waste.