Happy Anniversary Husby

The Whole Story

I took an ancient stolen Hilton towel from the house, and some zip ties from the garage. I bought $1.99 worth of cheap markers at Bartell's.

I do mean cheap.

When I went looking for the bridge to hang the banner, I saw the cranes rising out of the morning fog. Kewl.

Then I saw the sign. I knew they'd have cameras out there, and frankly, we can't afford the fine.

Damn. So, I conspired with your boss and receptionist to hang the banner in the next most conspicuous place I could think of: at work!

Love,
Wiffy