What did he do bad in a past life?

"Hi, my name is Jim Foreman, and I am broadcasting to you now from some dark, god-forsaken street corner in the middle of the night for no apparent reason other than something live happened here long enough ago to no longer be live and the station is desperate for something relevant or at least a way to justify buying that big ugly white van with the tower on top. Who did I fuck to get treated this way? Or, who should I fuck to get treated better? Maybe that's it...maybe I didn't do enough fucking, but either way, I'm fucked. This has been Jim Foreman, reporting live from my own personal hell."