Of Peas and Poop

Perhaps not the best dog mother am I,
but it is not for a lack of try-

(ing)

It simply did not occur to me
That a dog would be attracted to a bag of pea

(s)

So, could you tell me please,
What happens when a 12-pound dog eats a 1-pound bag of peas?

Green Pea Poop
Loop after loop of green pea poop.

No, they didn't pee green soup,
but they certainly did poop green poop.


(Fortunately for your sakes, I did not feel it necessary to illustrate this poem with a photograph.)